When rocking my daughter to sleep and placing her in the crib, I feel like Katherine Zeta Jones in the laser scene for the movie Entrapment when I’m trying to make my quiet getaway.

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Adventures In Stock Photography

Part of my real job involves looking for quality stock photography for my clients.  I don’t know how much some of these photographers make by selling stock photos, but I have to wonder if they just shoot a metric shit ton of photos in the hopes of making money and surviving.  Some of the pictures…

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My best advice to a new father who is changing poopy diapers every 27 minutes:  Don’t chew your finger nails.

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Smoked Meat – Boom!

Now that I live in the South it seems like it’s mandatory to learn how to smoke some meat. My wife was hosting her girl friends for their monthly “Bitches, Booze and Bingo” extravaganza. Generally there is no bingo nor are the husbands allowed to be in the house. Since my lady is pregnant I…

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Pump Track Part 2 | We Got Dirt!

Project Pump Track is on bitches! Broke ground last week (finally) and received a few loads of dirt. Since it’s Fall and I’ve got a metric ton of leaves, before I start shoveling dirt this weekend I’ll be burning debris and leaves. The ground is fairly level but once I’m done burning I’ll be making…

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